Everyone has to go to the loo. POOEMS are poems that go there too!
A hilariously pongy illustrated poetry collection from the author of the bestselling and award-winning Oi Frog!
When gorillas are full of bananas
They don’t just go to the loo.
They swing from their nest,
They beat on their chest,
And they go for a POO-OOO-OOOOOO!!!
But what colour are mermaid poos? How many bottoms do aliens have? Do poos float in space? And what does a ghost say when it’s sitting on your toilet?
Find out in this rollicking rhyming show-plopper of a picture book, packed full of potty-humour poems and revoltingly funny pictures from award-winning creators Kes Gray (Oi Frog!) and David Tazzyman (You Can’t Take an Elephant on the Bus). Perfect for reading aloud and guaranteed to get children giggling!
Format: Paperback
Pages: 32
Imprint: Hodder Children’s Books
Publication date: 27/01/2026
Illustrator: Tazzyman, David
